I prefer:

Diet coke to Normal coke

Sweetners to Sugar

I also think that it is better for you to have diet to alternative full fat things, then you won’t get fat and also you need to do a bit of exercise too, otherwise if you keep eating fat and sugar you will end up overweight and have to have a gastric by-pass, which is probably quite painful.  So my advice is stay on a permanent diet and do some exercise to stop you from dying a slow painful death.

You know what you need to do, don’t you?? well do you? I think so!